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Credit crunch jokes*

Updated: Dec 22, 2022


What’s the definition of optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.


City trader: “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half of my net worth and I still have a wife.”

Why din’t the little boy get any money?

Because his mum has gone to Iceland.

A masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun says: “I don’t want any money – I just want you to start lending to each other…”


What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can leave a deposit on a Ferrari.


How many commodities traders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They don’t change bulbs, but the trading price of darkness plummets due to oversupply.


*Courtesy: The Londonpaper


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